no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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