he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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