I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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