absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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