I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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