What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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