Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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