I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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