What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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