Where is the hickey?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
this hospital has no fireball
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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