Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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