haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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