your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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