i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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