Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You are the jesus of drinking
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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