sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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