She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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