kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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