I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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