dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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