..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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