kristin has been a bad kristin
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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