was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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