The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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