omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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