I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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