Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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