I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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