i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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