hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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