With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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