That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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