I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I had to cum in my sink.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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