I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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