I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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