found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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