Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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