HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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