it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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