Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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