what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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