he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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