i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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