My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Found the puke drawer
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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