you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
