Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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