I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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