hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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