Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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