I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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