My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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