Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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