Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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