Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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