All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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