evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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