i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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