I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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