lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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