sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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